On a lovely Saturday all the Santas came out to play.

The naughty got spankings.

 

The VERY naughty got whippings!

 

Somewhere along the line Satan Claus left his business card.

 

Santa has just finished gonging in the festive season.

 

Santa takes time out to give candy canes to his very special girl.

 

Santas from everywhere came. Here is an East German Olympic Team Santa.

 

Cowboy Santa put in an appearance!

 

This little Santa took a picture,
this little Santa got her picture taken.

 

Santa Strongbad is in the house.

 

Elve-is Santa even came out with his groupies.

 

Fearing Santa's jolly ways, the evil Mayor of Portlandia sent his minions by car and by bicycle to plague Santa.

 

and black helicopters to watch Santa from the skies above.

 

Santa fought back with fruitcake and candy canes flung far with his elf designed Ho trebuchet.

 

The minions were vanquished by the might of the Santi.

 

In victory, Santa defiantly climbs the slab of granite...

 

and flashes his gang sign.

 

With the evil minions of Portland vanquished, there came unto the Santi a child, born of a not so virgin Mary and her amorphously gendered husband Joseph, and it was good. And the Santi made presents of strippers, booze and exotic spices from the lands of British Columbia, and that was very good too.

Santa ROCKS!

 

Now back to the reindeer games! Using the aerodynamics of the tree, it is possible to get a perfect spiral. Here's how one Santa does it, John Elway style.

At this year's Santacon, the trend in upside down Christmas trees continues at the tree toss.

 

Sometimes the tree wins!

 

A circle of love around the tree as the Santas sing and dance to appease its anger from being treated poorly during the Reindeer games. To further appease it more spice from British Columbia may or may not have been sacrificed.

This is Santa Wop, he can neither confirm nor deny the existence of Santa Claus.